Capt. Crankypants

WORLD LEADERS TO HOLD 'NO TRUMP ALLOWED' SUMMIT

After yet another typically disastrous appearance at the recent G7 Summit in France, Trump-weary world leaders have agreed that they need a break from the USA's Cheetoh-in-Chief and have arranged for a summit meeting to be held in Switzerland this Fall that Trump is specifically not invited to attend.

"Dear God, how much more of this can we stand?" asked a visibly exhausted Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. "If I have to shake his hand one more time and pretend I'm not speaking to a lunatic with a grade school education, I'm going to scream."
"Ja wohl." agreed Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkle. "He keeps telling me I'm only a two. What does that even mean?" she asked.

Asked if they were concerned about the optics of not inviting America's leader to a gathering of world leaders, Trudeau said, "We figure if no one tells him, he won't even notice. If someone does tell him, we'll call it fake news. He'll believe that."

When asked what the issues for discussion were going to be, it was stated that it would just be two days of everyone bitching about Trump. "It's a pressure release we need after two and a half years of dealing with that madman."

We completely understand.