*Kooky Cola goes with fun and good times like shit through a goose...or something. *Kooky Cola is flavored with ®Sweetex -- the miracle new artificial sweetener that's 7000X sweeter than sugar!
*Kooky Cola strikes that perfect balance of great taste at a great price that meets all minimum acceptable standards for a food grade product as outlined by the USFDA! Get a *Kooky Cola today before they're all gone!''
Don't worry, we'll make more. ;)
*Kooky Cola is a product of United Amalgamated Laboratories, a division of McNamara Defensive Technologies Inc. and a sub-division of Titan Global Enterprises.
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