Friday, September 13, 2019

NEW SPONSORS: MAN SOAP and LADY SOAP!


Don't wash yourself like a wuss! Wash like a real man with a real man's soap! MAN SOAP is made from steroids, virgin's tears, USDA Grade-A beef, and a DNA sample from Stone Cold Steve Austin to get you cleaner and make you more manly than you ever thought possible! *It may even increase the size of your penis and get you more sex than a pornstar!

So get MAN SOAP and leave all those frou-frou soaps to the losers and beta cucks. 

*Man Soap will not increase the size of your penis nor get you more sex than a pornstar

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Aldo from the makers of MAN SOAP comes LADY SOAP, an elegant blend of natural ingredients including baby kisses, children's laughter, rose petals and just a whisper of chocolate for that gentle cleansing caress that leaves you feeling clean, fresh and radiant.

LADY SOAP is formulated for today's modern woman and *may even help you lose weight and find the inner confidence to achieve your dreams!

*Lady Soap will not actualy do any of this

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