Trump has made it clear he thinks the Constitution should be amended to allow him to serve as president for as long as he likes. While the idea of Donald Trump being named President for Life would be a dream come true for everyone in his inexplicable base of support, the fact is he's 73, at least 60-80lbs overweight and subsists on a diet primarily of grease and salt. That he's lasted this long without any serious health complications is impressive but it can't last forever. Even if he managed to pull off his dream of President for Life, sooner or later someone would have to be chosen to succeed him to his throne.
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| "Hmm, President for Life sounds good to me." |
The organization will recruit young men to be trained in the Tao of Trump -- a philosophy of leadership and manhood that defines that of the dear leader so that a pool of worthy candidates trained in the ways of Trump will always be available from which to draw. This taining includes a variety of disciplines such as:
- Revising the truth to serve your purposes
- How to deny absolutely anything regardless of evidence
- Groping women and getting away with it
- Advanced Tweeting
- The secrets of secrecy
- Pandering to corporate PAC money
- Fleecing the Evangelicals
- Promises don't have to be kept to get credit for them
- Embrace your inner sociopath
And many more lessons critical for success as a Trump style leader. Young men between the ages of 12 - 17 are encouraged to submit their applications along with a non-refundable application fee of $300 to be considered for acceptance into the program.
No minorities or women.
Obviously.
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