IMMIGRANT RECYCLING PROGRAM
The Trump administration has floated the idea of a revolutionary new solution to the ongoing problem of brown people trying to get into the US to escape opression and take our high-paying positions picking crops and doing day labor. The newly formed Dept. of Immigrant Solutions has outlined a program whereby the vast numbers of immigrants being held at the Southern border could be reclaimed as products useful to the global marketplace.
An expansive immigrant recycling plant is to be built in Frankfort, Kentucky where the immigrant infestation will be processed into a wide variety of products including: tires, re-bar, pet food, fertilizer, weed killer, engine oil, and a vast number of plastics applications.
"It's the perfect solution." boasted Elmo Cracker -- Head of Development for the program. "The families are kept together and processed together. No more separation for people to get upset over."
The program expects to process up to 10,000 immigrants per day. A rate that should resolve the immigrant issue entirely within six months. "There is a significant amount of greenhouse emissions produced in the process but since climate change is a hoax, that shouldn't be an issue." Cracker explained.
The program is expected to get underway just as soon as Trump gets re-elected.
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