Yesterday, the Cheetoh-in-Chief lost it during a Press conference in the East room and then again in a follow-up shortly thereafter. Trump was enraged by the ongoing impeachment inquiry and made his frustration known by raving crazily about how the Dems are out to get him, and how he's being piled on by everyone like no President in history, that he's innocent of any wrongdoing despite a mountain of evidence to the contrary, and he even rolled out his "I am a stable genius." claim again. His fact-free, lie heavy, semi incoherent, paranoid rant was not unlike watching a monkey fling its feces at an enemy.
The man is am imbecile running unhousebroken throughout the office of the presidency and still there's his base who will not abandon him for any reason.
His freakin' base.
They don't care that he lies constantly, that he's corruption personified, that he's incredibly racist, that his entire network of friends and associates are criminals, that there's credible evidence that he's a traitor who's compromised by a hostile foreign power, or that he's objectively stupid and can't string together a coherent thought because nothing matters to them. Nothing whatever.
This is a sickness of some kind and I'm going to take the lead and give it a name -- Trump Supporter Disorder -- a neurological condition characterized by willful ignorance, selective amnesia, misplaced hero worship and an overall political dumbness that affects a certain breed of conservative and for which there is no known cure.
Are you a Trump supporter? Do you fear you may be a Trump supporter? Is there some way to qualify one's self as a Trump supporter? Well, now there is. The Political Testing Laboratory of Oxnard has created this simple quiz to definitively identify if you suffer from TSD.
All answers are Yes or No but feel free to embellish in the comments.
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2. Do you masturbate to Trump's Twitter feed?
3. Do Trump's incomprehensible speeches make perfect sense to you?
4. Does Trump deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for...something?
5. Do you think Trump could do your 9 year old's homework correctly?
6. Would you trust Trump with your credit card?
7. Was Donald Trump chosen by God to save America?
8. Is all news fake except for what you hear on Fox?
9. Is Trump even qualified enough to be night manager at a Circle K?
10. Do you believe Trump's claim that he's a stable genius?
11 Do you make $35,000 annually and still think Trump cares about you?.
12. Do you wish Trump could be President forever and ever and ever?
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If you said "Yes" to any three or more of these questions, you're delusional, ignorant, and either can't see reality or choose not to. In other words, we're sad to inform you that you're suffering from TSD and that, yes, you are a Trump supporter.
You may feel compelled to go out and kick a brown person, most likely an immigrant.
Don't.
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