Because 13 is a scarier number than 10 so in the spirit of Halloween here's the thirteen most prominent indicators to determine if your house is overrun with supernatural pests.
13: The Walls are Bleeding - well at least they're not puking! That'd really be gross!
12: There's a Zombie in your Shower - and his bits and pieces are falling off and clogging the drain!
11: A Nexxus to Hell Opens in your Pantry - and all the Doritos got sucked in!
10: You Call an Old Priest and a Young Priest - because Satan!
9: There's a Screaming Corpse in the Basement - and the noisy fucker is keeping you up all night!
8: Donald Trump is Still the President - because that's just always terrifying!
7: Goblins Braid your Hair at Night - but it's your pubic hair!
6: A Family of Skeletons Lives in your Attic - and you don't even have an attic!
5: There are Bodies Buried in your Backyard - and they're pissed!
4: A Coven of Witches Eat your Children - without your permission!
3: Did I mention a Nexxus to Hell opens in...yeah, I already did this one.
2: I'm running out of idea so we'll say Your Bed is Shaking - and not for a good reason!
And the number one sign your house is haunted...
1: People Pay Admission just to Walk Through!
Keep this list going by adding your own in the comments.
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