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INDIANA JONES AND THE SEARCH FOR TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS

LucasFilm Ltd. has announced the start of production on their latest Indiana Jones adventure as the intrepid archeologist and heroic cinematic icon goes in search of his most elusive treasure yet, Donald Trump's tax returns.

Indiana Jones heroism versus 

Washington, DC corruption!

"Trump's tax returns are buried deeper than the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail so who's more qualified than Dr. Jones to find them?" asked the film's Executive Producer, George Lucas. "We were going to craft a story around a search for the toolbox of Joseph of Aramethea but this has so much more potential for action and adventure and is certainly more timely." he added.

The film will star Harrison Ford in the title role with Steven Spielberg sitting in the director's chair and is expected to be the final installment of the epic Indiana Jones saga.

"We're capping off the run of this franchise with Indy's most challenging quest yet. The stakes are high and Trump and his Republican cronies will be out to stop Indy any way they can, It's gonna be a nailbiter. Harrison is pumped to make the film and so am I." Spielberg enthused.

The film is expected to land in theaters around the same time as Trump starts his prison term for corruption and tax fraud.