Capt. Crankypants

TRUMP RALLY ATTENDED BY THOUSANDS OF EMPTY SEATS

This past Saturday night, the marmalade colored monkey held his hotly anticipated return to form as the centerpiece of the ego feeding frenzy known as the Trump rally where he stands center stage grinning like a gargoyle while thousands of undiagnosed mental defectives cheer him on.

This was to be Trump's night -- a display of his popularity unaffected by the COVID pandemic. Trump and his toadies boasted up to 1M people had inquired about tix to the event and they anticipated a sell-out crowd inside the venue with a secondary sell-out crowd in the overflow seating area as well.

Then reality kicked Trump in the nads.

Every empty seat was mocking Trump, belittling his
manhood and calling him a loser.

With a total turnout of a mere 6200 out of a possible 20,000, the message was clear: We still love you, Lord and Master Donald  but we're not getting sick just to hear your self-serving message and lame attempts at making a joke.

I don't believe for one moment that Trump has lost that much support, something else was in play that discouraged attendance beyond even the thousands of TikTok teens that punk'd Trump's campaign staff with thousands of fake ticket requests -- I've never been more proud of America's youth.

In the end, I believe it was the virus that kept the Trumpanzees in their homes. So don't get too complacent by the spectacular failure that was the Trump rally in Tulsa. Hysterical though that was, we can't stop  fighting against this insect til he's truly squashed in November.