WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Hurricane Dorian is headed this-a-way and he's got everyone all upset over how bad he's gonna ef everybody up. Will he be a cat-1, a cat-2, a cat-3, nobody knows for sure but one thing is certain, he's gonna drop the entire state of Florida into the magical land of Oz.
Should I stay and ride it out or turn tail and go hide in a hotel where they have generators cuz sure as Charmin is the softest TP there is, the power is going to go out. The question is; for how long? Cranky is not a manly man, he needs power to run his TV, his vibrating massage gizmo, and to keep his beer cold. I do not have the pioneer moxie that laughs in the face of adversity. I just curl up into a ball and wet myself.
I stocked up on snack cakes and cherry cola and a few other necessities and noticed that there was no water left. The water aisle was empty! This happens every time there's a hurricane; people go nuts making sure they have enough water. This always makes Cranky laugh. If there's one thing there's no shortage of in a hurricane, it's water. It's literally raining down from the sky by the ton. If you're thirsty go stand outside with your mouth open.
Dorian will be here in a few days. I guess I have that much longer to live. What a shame. I only just started this blog. :*(
